- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

I wrote a funny joke.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Weaner

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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