Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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