- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The 80's called. They need their couch back.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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