What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

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Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

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Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

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A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

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Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

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How did the black person die? Of old age

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what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

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