- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Want to hear a joke? No.

Your big dick.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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