Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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richard is fag

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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watch a i d s left

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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