A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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like if your cool

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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What did the man give his wife for her anniversary? Nothing. The man is a raging alcoholic and forget her anniversary due to his high alcoholic intake during the past few weeks. Even if he did remember he most likely didn't care after seeing his wife cheat on him with another woman putting his marriage into shambles.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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