Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He goes to the restroom and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. He goes to the restroom again and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. Guess what happens next? A. He goes to the restroom to urinate B. He buys another drink C. He flirts with a very attractive lady D. Goes home and masturbates

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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