- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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