- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

how much fish could a chicken

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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