What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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Justin Bieber

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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