why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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9/11 my birthday

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i'm hard

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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OMG I JUST FOUND THE GREATEST WEBSITE YOU SHOULD TOTALLY CHECK IT OUT OMG ITS http://anti-joke.com/submit

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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