Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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What did the man give his wife for her anniversary? Nothing. The man is a raging alcoholic and forget her anniversary due to his high alcoholic intake during the past few weeks. Even if he did remember he most likely didn't care after seeing his wife cheat on him with another woman putting his marriage into shambles.

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What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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