- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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