If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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