- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

An orphan falls off a cliff.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

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