Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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