What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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