- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

You know what's funny? Rape

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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