Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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