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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Knock knock Fuck off!

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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