- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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