Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

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Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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