What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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Gustavo Andrade

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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