- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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