Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

what looks like a banana? a penis

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

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