- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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