- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

If you just read this, You're dead.

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