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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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