- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Your big dick.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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