- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

You know what's funny? Rape

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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