- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Cripples are lame.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

The american education system.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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