- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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