Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

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Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

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Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

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What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

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What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

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why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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A guy walks into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! One day I'm a teepee, and the next day I'm a wigwam, and then the next day I'm a teepee, and then the next day I'm a wigwam again. The doctor says: Sir, we've been over this 100 times! You have stage 4 pancreatic cancer...

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how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

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