- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

"Knock knock" Come in!

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

God is real.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

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