- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Suck pussy

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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