Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

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Penis

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

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