What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Your Mom

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What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

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What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

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How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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