how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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