Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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A boy grows up loving tractors. For birthday and Christmas each year he got a tractor toy of some kind, until the age of 17, when he finally gave up tractors and got himself a CD player. One day, listening to all the latest tunes with some headphones, he looks outside to see his neighbour's house on fire. He goes outside to find firemen trying to put out the blaze. He jumps into the blazing house and inhales as much as he can, which astonishingly puts out the blaze. A fireman confusing asked "How did you do that?" The boy replies, " I'm an ex-tractor fan."

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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