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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Where's my baby??

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Nobody cares maddie!

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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