- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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