- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Im taking a shit right now.

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