- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Yellow People !!

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Phew... it's gone.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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