there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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Jesus Christ

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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