- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hurricane Irene.

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