A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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