- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

A hill billy went fishing

Whats green? The color green.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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