Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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