- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

Womens rights

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

CFL

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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