- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Knock Knock. Come in.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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