- Anti Joke

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

I man walks into a bar. He orders a drink, takes around 13.5 minutes to drink it, then walks out. It takes him 10.7 minutes to walk home, 2.8 minutes less than he spent in the bar. When he is home, he decides to have a bath. 7.8 minutes into bathing, a radio plugged into an outlet near his tub falls into the water with him and he is killed. 29 miles away a woman sneezes twice.

Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.