- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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