- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

The word "Walter" is never funny.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

What is better than tissues? Correct!

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

hola said the chinese man

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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