Remember those days where we planned what to do with our lives instead of wondering what things lied ahead? Those where the days, it does not matter if we are relics, heroes, or villains today. Back then, we did not seek to discover our future, we sought to create it, back then our people did not pray for a better day, but worked for it. And love and kindness was not something only found in heaven, but what we shared in what was the closest thing, to heaven on earth. Tell me the truth, are there many like us left in this world?

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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