Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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One time i was sitting down

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

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