- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

I have a really funny joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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