- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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