A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down, and orders a drink. After giving the pirate a drink, the bartender looks down and notices that there is a steering wheel on the pirate's penis. "Sir, are you aware that there is a steering wheel on your penis?" The bartender asked. "Arrrrrrr, it's driving me crazy!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon," said the bartender, "It looks very uncomfortable and could be dangerous to your health...not to mention your penis is out in the open." "Yes, you are probably right," the pirate agreed. He proceeded to get a ride from a friend to the nearest hospital, for drinking and driving can be dangerous, and steering wheels on penises are not safe.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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