(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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