A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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There are 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and sexy guy. They all work together and have lunch together. The fat guy opens his bag and eats a ham and turkey sandwich. The skinny guy opens his bag and eats a tuna sandwich. The sexy guy opens his bag and eats an egg sandwich. The fat guy finishes his meal. The skinny guy saves half for later. The sexy guy ate more than half of his food. A genie magically appears. The End

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What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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Anti Joke

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