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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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