Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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i saw amango it splootered

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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