You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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women's rights.

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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