What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Go away still nothing to see

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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