- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

Knock knock... Home invasion

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

Why? Because.

What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

A dancer walks into a barre

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

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