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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Your big dick.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

What's better than a stick? A stone

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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