Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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Fat? Jesse Z

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

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Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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A woman walks into a bar.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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