Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Anti Joke

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