Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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I was thinking... Love conquers all right? Remember the epic crying video? Satan: Because... Some where deep inside... I still love you... God:BUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAUuuuaaaahhh... (Partially invisible effect hand of Satan pats God on the back) The universe is at peace with no opposing forces and I am Nerometal, not that asshole that claims to have one fist and is the leader of some sect, I am and will always be the original Moralman, my name simply happens to be Nero, and thats it, so I am not dissing the bible, why would I none of my business literally, but if love can be tha powerful eh?

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

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There's a black man and a mexican in a car who's driving ? The black man because the mexican is intoxicated and they both want to prevent serious injury or death

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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