- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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