- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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