Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

I'm Polish.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

How old are you? 7

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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