- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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