why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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A man name Bill works 12 hours a day at a warehouse, almost everyday a week. It is a hard job but Bill does it to support his beautiful wife of many years. Bill thinks the long hard days are worth every moment he gets to spend with her. One night, after a hard day, he comes home to find another man in bed with his wife. Bill begins to sob and yell "I work 12 hours a day at a warehouse....." His wife yells back. "We already read this part, get to the punchline".

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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