A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

i saw amango it splootered

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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