- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

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