- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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