A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

YOLO You only like Oreos

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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