whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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A man works at a Doritos factory hes worked there for a few weeks and hes made the most Doritos in his line now and the head of the company gives him a promotion he now runs his own line a few months later the head of the company bob comes back to him and promoted him again to now our friend Carl is head of the Factory about two years later bob comes to Carl and hes promoted to head of the east coast he is head of 27 Factories about a decade later bob asks Carl if when he retires Carl will take over the company and he accepts bobs offer 23 years pass and bob retires Carl is the new head of the company so he is about like 65 at this point and he wants some wine so him and his buddies go for some wine Dan says Carl this lines two long so they decide to have some soda and then Jason says this lines longer then the last one so Aiden says to Carl why don't we go get some punch so they all got into line but there was no punch line a.w. j.p.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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regoereiorgiorehgijreirehrfjirgjirejgruirehgrghehiiehaoiwpo;lkswpokewqoifgoieqjgiubtfoewfiir K.O

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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There was once a man who lived in a box.

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Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

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Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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