- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

why is pie good. because it just is.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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