moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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