whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

thumb_up thumb_down

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

thumb_up thumb_down

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

thumb_up thumb_down

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

thumb_up thumb_down

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

thumb_up thumb_down

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

thumb_up thumb_down

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

thumb_up thumb_down

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

thumb_up thumb_down

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

thumb_up thumb_down

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

thumb_up thumb_down

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

thumb_up thumb_down

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

thumb_up thumb_down

Weaner

thumb_up thumb_down

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops