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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Yes

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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Jimmy Saville

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Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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Hollywood today: If you Like Dragonball Evolution you are gonna love this. Peter Linkoff a 16 year old boy, is being chased by his half brother Jack Ganonbad as Peter Falls into a hole, which contains a cellphone... ...THE LINK TO PLANET ZELDA! There he discovers that he holds the Link between earth and Zelda, and just then planet Zelda is threatened by The Evil Master Sword! A Meteor so destructive, that it sheer force could destroy the entire universe! *Random scenes going by so fast that you cant make shit out of them begins* "PETER LINKOFF YOU ARE IN DANGER!" *BOOOOOOM*" "BUT WHAT IF HE IS NOT THE DELIVER OF THE BOOMERANG!" Iiiit is said... Thhaat heee that wields the lasergun known as the wooden sword...<

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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