- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Yellow People !!

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Who is big and stupid My brother

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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