What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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i saw amango it splootered

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Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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