- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

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