A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

What do I hate? people

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ _________________________________________ That's a road. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot that made this joke, me. And what did the idiot do? He ate it with barley. There was food poisoning. Where did the idiot's vomit go? In yo poo.

Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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