- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

If you just read this, You're dead.

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

What's big and messy? A big mess

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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