Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Anti Joke

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