What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? Because he is a Sikh who was mistaken for a muslim after the events of 9/11. His neighbors for 5 years have turned on him and now are throwing rocks at him to alleviate their anger while he is biking to his minimum wage job as a janitor at the local burger king, trying to make money for a family that doesn't love him anymore

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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