- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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