Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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Coldpaly is a good band

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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im @ work, LOL.

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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I will create more jobs for americans

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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