mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

I was watching Fox news.

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

What do you call an arab ?

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