- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

How old is victor? Half past dead

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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