- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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