- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Your big dick.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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