When life throws knives at you, run away.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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