- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

. . I am a whale

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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