- Anti Joke

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!