an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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