What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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