- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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