Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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