- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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