A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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Kevin and Ramin

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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