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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

why did your mum die young because she had canser

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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