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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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