What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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Andoni was here

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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A blind man walks into a library.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Look. I just enjoy a few drinks every now and then. I mean, I can quit whenever I want to. That's no reason to start people calling names.. Wait, no. That's not.. Look. How much do you drink every day, huh? Why not ask that? And why do I have to be the one changing your stupid light bulb? If it's sooooo important that the light bulb be changed, do it yourself, you lazy bastard. Don't rely on other people to do your work for you.

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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