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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

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