A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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A man walks into a bar, He is a severe alcoholic and is slowly drowning himself in booze. The man exits the bar after several hours of heavy drinking and walks home. He enters his home to discover a man in bed with his wife. After the first ten seconds of paralyzing rage, he grabs a .44 Magnum and brutally murders his wife and her bed mate. The man realizes he has woken up his two month old, and after thinking of the horrible act he has committed, he promptly raises the pistol to his temple and pulls the trigger. Oh, I almost forgot, the man was schizophrenic and has never been married.

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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12/23/2012

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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Alchohol.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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