Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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