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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

How old are you? 7

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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