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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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Your big dick.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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