Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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