Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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Get on the boat.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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