- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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