- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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