A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Why didn't the black lady become a doctor? After being awarded a Guggenheim Achievement Grant for film, she decided rather than going to school for her doctorate to instead spend time traveling in India, doing service work with the country's rather large homeless population.

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

A bar walks into a man and the man walks into a watermelon then the watermelon walks into a black guy then the black guy walks into a piece of fried chicken then the piece of fried chicken walks into a hotdog then the hotdog walks into a wall then the wall walks into a horse then the horse walks into a jar of mayonaise then the jar of mayonaise walks into a can then the can walks into the bar

Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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