whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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I man walks into a bar. He orders a drink, takes around 13.5 minutes to drink it, then walks out. It takes him 10.7 minutes to walk home, 2.8 minutes less than he spent in the bar. When he is home, he decides to have a bath. 7.8 minutes into bathing, a radio plugged into an outlet near his tub falls into the water with him and he is killed. 29 miles away a woman sneezes twice.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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i dont fisish anythi

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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