what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

Your big dick.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Andoni was here

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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