- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Allah walked into AK Bar

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

God is real.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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