- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

I have a really funny joke.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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