- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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