How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

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Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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