What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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