A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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69.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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My Texting Convos: "Heyy!" "Hi!" "Watz up?" "nm hbu?" "Same here!" "Koolio!(: So wrud?" "Nothing. Just texting you!" "Yea! Same! I'm so bored! And tired!" "Ikr!" "Yupp!" *No one answers. When this is what you really want: "I love you soooo much!" "Awwwwh!<3 I loe you too!" "Do you wanna go out?(;" "YES!!(:" "ily<3" "iyl2<3" *convo goes on forever(: Moral: Purple tomatoes are books of yellow buttons on hands(;

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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