- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

My spelling is horrible

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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