- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

White men's rights

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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