- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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