Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

A man name Bill works 12 hours a day at a warehouse, almost everyday a week. It is a hard job but Bill does it to support his beautiful wife of many years. Bill thinks the long hard days are worth every moment he gets to spend with her. One night, after a hard day, he comes home to find another man in bed with his wife. Bill begins to sob and yell "I work 12 hours a day at a warehouse....." His wife yells back. "We already read this part, get to the punchline".

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

Jesus Christ

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

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