what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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