What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

every knight i see an owl at window

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Please ignore this statement.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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