- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

womens rights

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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