There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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