What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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2 * 2 * 2 * 3 * 2417

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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