- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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