- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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