- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

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