- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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