- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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