- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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