Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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i saw amango it splootered

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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