Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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