Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

9/11 my birthday

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Dwarf Shortage

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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