- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

Why? Because.

Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

If you just read this, You're dead.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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