Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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