- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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