Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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Anti Joke

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