- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

guess what? bannanas

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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