What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

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What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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