- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

ever tried african food? they neither

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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