- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

Is your refrigerator running? No.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

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