How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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