How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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