- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

steven hawking walks into a bar

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

I have cancer. And you're next.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

I'm homeless.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

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