- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Allah walked into AK Bar

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Yes

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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