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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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