One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Women's rights

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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Jimmy Saville

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

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kennah campion when she talks

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

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Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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