- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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