Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Allah walked into AK Bar

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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