- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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