- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Dane Cook makes a joke.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

13 =B you just learned something

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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