- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

The american education system.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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