- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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