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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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