- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Cripples are lame.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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