- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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