A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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Chicken

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

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Anti Joke

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