- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

knock knock... ...no answer

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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