what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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a black man pays his child support

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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