Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

thumb_up thumb_down -25

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

thumb_up thumb_down -25

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

thumb_up thumb_down -25

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

lol

thumb_up thumb_down -25

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Women can vote? WTF

thumb_up thumb_down -25

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

thumb_up thumb_down -27

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

thumb_up thumb_down -27

696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969 i like potatos 696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

thumb_up thumb_down -27

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

thumb_up thumb_down -27

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops