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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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