- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Cripples are lame.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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