- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

How you know when dislextic

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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