- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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