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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Cripples are lame.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

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