- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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