Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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Q: What do you get when you have water, sodium C14-16 olefin sulfonate, glycerin, disodium lauroamphodiacetate, polysorbate 20, cocamidopropyl, betaine, PEG-6 Phenoxyethanol, PPG-15 Stearyl, Ether, Citric Acid, isocateth-20, Fragrance, Methylparaben, Tetrasodium EDTA, Xanthan Gum, Propylparben, Ethylparagen, and Camelia Sinensis Leaf Extract? A: All New Clean & Clear Oil Free Make-up Dissolving Foaming Cleanser.

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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I wrote a funny joke.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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