- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

What rhymes with milk...milf

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