How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

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Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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