You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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My cat just died.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Anti Joke

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