what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

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What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

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A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

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How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

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You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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