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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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