When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

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A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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