what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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