What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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