Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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whats hairy and crys your mom

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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Could not care less if he is jealous, too busy living it up, anyways thanks for notifying me, and guys, I know I could call up the office and tell you all that you wont get paid if you remain reading my comments, I might not be leading by example today, but I suggest you get back to work, as for the case whose name we do not reveal here, my part is done, yes I know, you can find it under cabinet C in my office, the thick file with the color pictures (the only one with color pictures) And that is why I am taking a break, now please get back to work, as I said I could just call down at every damn office room, but that would be unfair for those that are not on horsecrap network. Thanks people, keep the flag flying. Nero your overlord Fuck formalities, im not at work today.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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