ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

my penis

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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