What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Look. I just enjoy a few drinks every now and then. I mean, I can quit whenever I want to. That's no reason to start people calling names.. Wait, no. That's not.. Look. How much do you drink every day, huh? Why not ask that? And why do I have to be the one changing your stupid light bulb? If it's sooooo important that the light bulb be changed, do it yourself, you lazy bastard. Don't rely on other people to do your work for you.

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What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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