- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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