Could not care less if he is jealous, too busy living it up, anyways thanks for notifying me, and guys, I know I could call up the office and tell you all that you wont get paid if you remain reading my comments, I might not be leading by example today, but I suggest you get back to work, as for the case whose name we do not reveal here, my part is done, yes I know, you can find it under cabinet C in my office, the thick file with the color pictures (the only one with color pictures) And that is why I am taking a break, now please get back to work, as I said I could just call down at every damn office room, but that would be unfair for those that are not on horsecrap network. Thanks people, keep the flag flying. Nero your overlord Fuck formalities, im not at work today.

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A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Go away still nothing to see

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

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2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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