What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

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your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

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When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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