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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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