What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

How does a black guy die? Unknown

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...