- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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