- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

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