how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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Read a Book.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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Indians

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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