- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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