Knock knock knock OCD

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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John lazzaro likes dick

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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