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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

you will like this because i am black.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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