What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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All of these jokes are about white people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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