Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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