What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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a man checks his mypsace

school homewrok

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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