FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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