Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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