What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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I'm homeless.

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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No your aunties a joke

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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