The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Get on the boat.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

What page are you on The gay page.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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