Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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A gay man watches football.

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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