- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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