- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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