What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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What's up? Up Adverb: Toward the sky or a higher position. Preposition: From a lower to a higher point on (something); upward along: "I climbed up a flight of steps". Adjective: Directed or moving toward a higher place or position: "the up escalator". Noun: A period of good fortune. Verb: Do something abruptly or boldly: "she upped and left him". Synonyms: adverb. upward - upwards - aloft - above - upstairs - overhead preposition. on - upon - over - along - with adjective. rising noun. ascent - rise - upgrade verb. raise - enhance - increase - lift - rise

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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