- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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