- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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