- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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