- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

A man goes to the potty.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

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