- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

I like school Said no one ever.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

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