- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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