What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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