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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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