What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Well it all started when 7 did something horrible to 8 and 9. Always being used for various things and never getting credit, 7 finally snapped one day at the office. He went home for lunch, which was uncharacteristic for him. He came back with a large duffle bag and a trench coat on. He walked into the the middle of the office and opened the bag and trench coat. The events that followed are now known as the office slaughtering of 1992. 7 ended up gutting 8 alive and eating its intestines. 9 was forced to watch then inch by inch was cut up. His heart was ripped out and shown to him before he died. The body was then thrown into acid, and 7 hung himself with piano wire, but lived. 7 also has herpes and 6 doesnt want anything to do with that shit.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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