What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

Dwarf Shortage

My cat just died.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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