- Anti Joke

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.