- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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