What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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someone called someone else a frog

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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