What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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