- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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