How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

hi penis ham telephone

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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