- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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