what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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