- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

knock knock? come in

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