- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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