Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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