how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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