Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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