- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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