- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

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