- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Men's rights

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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