- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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