-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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