- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

All of these jokes are about white people

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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