- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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