Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because the pizza man saw how hungry he was and left a pizza for the dog. So when the dog saw the pizza he went to go get the pizza, because he was hungry. In hindsight the moral of the story is: if you ever see a hungry dog on the other side of the road, become a pizza man (if you aren't already) and give him a pizza.

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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Anti Joke

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