Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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