Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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