What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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alert('The Game')

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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