- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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