How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Two men are stranded in a structure on an alien planet, they are frightened when they are told that there is evidence of a life form near them, they explore their surroundings and find a snake-like creature that flares what looks like wings, bites one of the men on the hand and wraps its tail around his arm squeezing it until the arm breaks (we see the bone poke through his sleeve and he screams); the creature slithers up his sleeve, into his mask and lunges into his mouth killing him, and the other man is sprayed on the mask with acid and we see the plastic of the mask melt onto his face.

whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

like this or you will die at some point in your life

You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

why did you poop because you are a poop

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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