What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

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Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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A cat playing laser tag.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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