- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

read this sentence again.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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