- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

I'm Polish.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

i wonder who made this website? a human

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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