- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Cheese

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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