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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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