What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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