Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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Three children had stumbled into an old cottage where they were met by a wizard. The wizard pointed out a slide in the corner of his cottage. He told the children that they could each go down the slide and that they could shout out a word while sliding. He told them that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "GOLD" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of solid gold. Due to its extreme hardness the child was killed immediately on impact.

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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Matthew Wyckoff

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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