Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

I? Everett

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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Tunechi

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

a man makes a bad joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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