- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Guest what in the butt

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

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