Equal rights!

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Men's rights

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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