Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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I agree

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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