black people swimming

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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