what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

#Getweird

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

A penis walks into a bar..

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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