Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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These Jokes suck.

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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