what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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