- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

It's likely that very few people will read this.

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

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