Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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black people

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anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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