Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

AIDS

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Golf.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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