It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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I'm homeless.

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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A gay man watches football.

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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What's worse than this That :(

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

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Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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