Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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12 niqqa 12.

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What page are you on The gay page.

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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