- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

Matrix if it had been with (as planned at some stage) with Will Smith. Normal Neo: Yes trinity lets find the others. Smith Neo: Yo pretty lady, lets go find them ho`s and chicken and stuff, then we can like go surfin and driving nuts and all that crackin stuff and then we etc etc. Normal Neo:... Smith Neo: You tellin ME this is your world Smith? Im Anderson yo and the one, Im gonna bitchmack you all and then just whoop you all with my master blaster no kidding buddy I have yellow belt Kung fu yo! Neo: We have to do something. Smith Neo; Yo unless we make a real rap video first we cant do the proper stuff you, why is this place all so green, get some colaaas! Seriously first we get carlton and then he dances his crazy dance while I go boyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ with my rap ok?

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What rhymes with milk...milf

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Andoni was here

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...