- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

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