- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

This is an anti-joke.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

i am a dino. RAWR.

What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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