- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

a irish man walks past a bar

Knock knock... Home invasion

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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