I <3 Hitler

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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