- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

What is white and black and red all over.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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