- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

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