- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

whats white jizz

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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