- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Blacks

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Tony Romo

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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