knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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kennah campion when she talks

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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Chuck Norris.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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