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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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