What's just not right? Left

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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a. why? b. because I wanted

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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