Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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You idiot.

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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