how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

What rhymes with milk...milf

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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