- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

bangers and mash?

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

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