- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Yellow People !!

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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